Mr. Fantasy Has Some Advice
You know me – Mr. Fantasy. You don’t get to Draft Day without checking in right here with the guru. And today your lesson is what not to do: Draft Tony Romo. Not this year. Not unless you get him...
View ArticleDallas Has Got My Respect
How bout them Cowboys? I got this one. Them Cowboys are awesome. Them Cowboys are tough. Them Cowboys are clutch. Them Cowboys are the best team in the NFC. No joke. No rug pull. No punchline. And no...
View ArticleEnjoy 27C, Gene
Being married to a billionaire must be nice, right? Unless your old man’s got an injured quarterback and a long flight. I hope Jerry Jones’ wife isn’t too attached to first class. Because JJ says he’s...
View ArticleBad Call, Jer
Right now about 10 thousand miles from here, Tony Romo’s probably popping some Nuprin and getting another injection. Because the quarterback with a broken back was on the practice field in the UK...
View ArticleBad Timing Bro
As usual, Tony Romo seems like a really good guy. But he probably shouldn’t be tweeting about athletes taking fans for a ride. That ball is just tee’d way too high. Yesterday Romo hit Twitter to tip...
View ArticleAmerica’s Broken Team
America’s Team has gone from one of the NFL’s best teams – to its most broken. The only thing more devastating to Dallas than losing Dez Bryant would be losing Tony Romo. And the chise just got...
View ArticleEasy Jerrah
Tony Romo has a broken collar bone, and Jerry Jones is going full carnival barker. I think JJ has actually convinced himself that this injury is a good thing for the team. Because he’s trying to...
View ArticleGreat Backup Plan
Another bizarre story from the Dallas Cowboys. The team is apparently benching Brandon Weeden. And I’m asking why? What- just because he’s lost 11 straight games as a starter? Give the guy some time....
View ArticleRomo Calls His Shot
The Dallas Cowboys have lost 3 in a row, but they’re going to the Super Bowl. Tony Romo called it. And Tom Brady just heard it. After the Patriots housed Dallas, Romo shook hands with Brady on the...
View ArticleThe Body’s Gone Cold, Jerr
Jerry Jones has a terrible team, and now he’s a bad impression of Charlton Heston. FROM MY COLD, DEAD HAAANDSSS!!! Mr. Jones will not let this awful season go. Tony Romo has nearly as many injuries as...
View ArticleCoach Em Up, Red
Cowboys’ rookie qb Dak Prescott went 10 for 12 for 139 yards and 2 touchdowns in the first preseason game and had Cowboy fans buzzing. After he chased that with 199 yards and 2 touchdowns in Week 2,...
View ArticleInteresting Dynamic In Dallas
Tired as it may be, but I just have to say… how bout them Cowboys?!? How bout them, Jimmah!! They cold-cocked the Bengals to go to 4 and 1 on the season. And this was supposed to be the game where...
View ArticleDak’s Team
If going into Lambeau and doing the Packers wasn’t a signature game for Dak Prescott, I’m not sure what is. I know this, it was impressive enough to say, Tony Romo isn’t getting his gig back when he...
View ArticleRomo’s Run In Dallas Is Over
Tony Romo is physically ready to start. But he’s not getting his job back. Knows it. And while he’s probably not happy about it, he’s handling it professionally. But accepting it. By accepting that...
View ArticleRomo’s Done In Dallas
Tony Romo made his first public comments since he was injured in August. Bottom line here. He’s done in Dallas. Romo essentially said as much yesterday, when he said he has to start all over again. And...
View ArticleCaptain Jerrah Goes Captain Jerrah
Just when I thought things were on course and moving in the right direction on the S.S. America’s Team, captain Jerry Jones had to grab the wheel and steer dead left back towards Romo Island for...
View ArticleByron Jones talks Aaron Rodgers, Dak Prescott, and Tony Romo with Jim Rome
Two-time NFL MVP and Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is currently playing some of the best football of his entire career. After beating Rodgers and the Packers 30-16 in Week 6 this season,...
View ArticleRomo’s Future
Pretty much nut-cutting time for the Cowboys and Tony Romo. They’re obviously not going to keep him as back up; not with the crazy cap number he has and not when he sees himself as a starter. So if...
View ArticleRomo’s Next Team
Biggest name out there now, is Tony Romo: the Cowboys are going to release him today and the two frontrunners to get him or the Denver Broncos and the Houston Texans. You look at those two, and...
View ArticleDoing Romo Right
Now Jerry Jones says his timetable for making a decision on Tony Romo is now training camp: which really doesn’t make a helluva lot of sense. In fact, it makes no sense at all: because Jones said back...
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