Jerry Jones has a terrible team, and now he’s a bad impression of Charlton Heston. FROM MY COLD, DEAD HAAANDSSS!!!
Mr. Jones will not let this awful season go.
Tony Romo has nearly as many injuries as the team has wins, they’ve lost 8 of 9, but Jerr refuses to put Romo on Injured Reserve. You know, juuuuuuust in case they need him in playoffs because the Cowboys catch fire.
This is my favorite part – According to the Dallas Morning News, Romo’s timetable for a return is 8 weeks, so he could be back for the NFC title game.
Return for what? To watch it in Arizona or Carolina? There’s no way anybody in Dallas really thinks the Cowboys will be PLAYING in that game. Apparently they do. Romo will be in the title game for Dallas just like Johnny Manziel will start the Super Bowl for Cleveland.
Dallas needs less Tony Romo, more Axl Rose. It’s time to freaking die.
I don’t care how bad the NFC East is. Dallas is by far the worst team in it.
And this 2015 Cowboys season may be my least favorite from any team, any sport, ever. One embarrassment after another.
Dez Bryant getting punched in the face in training camp, Greg Hardy being heralded as a team leader, Brandon Weeden, the Underpants Bandit Joe Randle… And now this. Jerry Jones refusing to let go.
The body’s gone cold, Jer. And he still doesn’t care. He’s pulled out his teeth, gotten down on his knees and started giving that corpse mouth to mouth.
The only thing more pathetic than a coach burying the football is an owner who won’t bury this pathetic season. Put your guy on IR. Pull the plug. And somebody tear this cadaver from Jer’s hands.
