America’s Team has gone from one of the NFL’s best teams – to its most broken.
The only thing more devastating to Dallas than losing Dez Bryant would be losing Tony Romo. And the chise just got collarbone’d. THAT’S TWO FOR THEM.
Dez, broken foot. Romo, broken collarbone. What’s next, Jason Witten gets hurt? Already happened. Apparently Witten has two sprained ankles and a sprained knee. And let’s not forget that Orlando Scandrick tore his ACL in training camp.
This team is one week from somebody taking out Terrence Williams, or rolling up Jason Garrett on the sideline.
Dallas is sitting at the most depressing 2-0 ever. It’s even got Mr. Jones all grumpy.
JJ- how you feeling after the Romo injury. “About as low as a crippled cricket’s ass.”
Wow, that’s awfully low. I think.
I know this- that quote breaks the Jerrah scale. And now Dallas has to toss the keys to a quarterback who’s almost as old as their owner himself. I wouldn’t say Brandon Weeden has Cowboys fans about as excited as a hound dog chasin’ a horse fly. Give Weeden this. He did come off the bench and carve the Eagles D like a country strong donkey pulling a plow through manure.
Hot dang!
Get that ol whipper snapper some fried frog legs and a jar o’ moonshine. That fella had the offense running like a wile E ky-ote chasin’ chickens ’round the coop under a full moon!
Look – I don’t think Brandon Weeden is going to turn into Troy Aikman. But have you looked at the rest of that division? He doesn’t need to. It’s been a horrible couple weeks for Dallas. But they are 2-0. They play D. And if Weeden can play .500 football – somehow they’ll still have a shot at that division.
Their owner may be down in the dumps… But their outlook isn’t quite as dark as the mucky waters of the crick or Grand pappy’s best molasses.
HOW BOUT THEM CRICKET’S ASSSES!!!!!!!
